Same diner. Same T-Ray. Word breaks that a hyperscale data center campus has been announced for central Louisiana outside Alexandria — Cleco territory, an hour and a half from the diner. Boudreaux does the load shock; Thibodaux walks through the ITEP + large-load tariff machinery. T-Ray asks the only question that matters at the counter: *”Dis good for us, or bad for us, podna?”* Thibodaux’s honest answer — *”Depend who write da rider, cher. And we ain’t writin’ it.”* — lands the punchline.
Tag: Electric Bill
Episode 005 — What All Dis On My Light Bill, Cher?
A neighbor’s electric bill becomes a forty-minute tariff lecture. Boudreaux explains the inclining-block energy charges; Thibodaux translates the rider stack into bayou English; the eight-dollar pole-mounted security light at the bottom of the bill becomes the unlikeliest classics-Latin joke this counter has hosted.
Episode 003 — Da Alian Outage on Bayou Feeder 12
A substation breaker trips at 3:14 AM. The trip cause says *unknown, geometric*. B brings the radar trace to T’s office. T sees the bigger problem isn’t the UFO — it’s that the 60-second pull set the substation’s peak demand for the whole month, and somebody owes BP&L a $180,000 demand charge.